Even though it happened last year, I remember reviewing Century: Spice Road like it was yesterday. A game that I was so smitten with but just couldn't fall in love. It's as if a final piece of the puzzle was missing - and certainly the promise of a sequel held my hopes up.

Like a Tesco truck full of dried oregano, Century: Eastern Wonders barges into your living room and says: "Hello, I am finally here. Please sign this invoice to confirm that you are indeed having fun." Am I having fun? Will you have fun? Or will you buy another pretty box that will sit on your shelf and all memory of it will wisp away like paprika in the wind? Sorry what's that Elaine? You are calling 911 to report a pun crime? I better get out of here before things get very spicy indeed.

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